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pumpkin pie with leaf crust
Not all. . . but my rule is, if I haven't had too much, I haven't had enough.
psychology, mental puzzle piece
It is amazing to me that I haven’t heard anyone so much as hint at the obvious elephant-sized hole in the VO universe.
Small boy in sunglasses meditating
I wasn’t convinced of the value of it. I am not one to embrace manipulative mind tricks even if they are self-inflicted.

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