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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
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Overthinking, Decision making, Doors
I can make decisions. I just need to consider all the possibilities first. Ad nauseum.
Woman deciding
Think you want to be a voice talent? Ask yourself these questions first.
Alien Invasion
If you are in a dark place, my heart breaks for you. I just don’t want you to get lost in the darkness.

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