WARNING: This blog contains humor...

...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
A sense of humor is highly recommended.

Use only as directed. Jon Gardner, his company and its subsidiaries will be held harmless in the event of nausea, vomiting, blindness or other permanent injury, including death, which is about as permanent as it gets, resulting from the improper consumption of this material. This content is known to cause cancer in the state of California.

Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, social isolation, online socializing
New-ish to the voice-over world? Here's some ideas to help persevere through the social divide.
Joshua Alexander Head Shot from Voiceovers, A Super Fun Pursuit book
This isn't like most voice-over books. Warning: contains nudity.
Flower growing through cracked soil, flaws, cracks, beauty
“Real” doesn’t always, or even usually, mean speaking your lines the way you would in everyday life.

Commercial Demo

The TL;DR Blog Needs You!