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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
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Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Woman listening to herself
Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay.
We don't hear ourselves objectively, so how can we know what we really sound like?
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, coloring outside the lines, crayons, risk taking
Having just saved both our lives, I felt he deserved a well thought out, adult answer.
Flower growing through cracked soil, flaws, cracks, beauty
“Real” doesn’t always, or even usually, mean speaking your lines the way you would in everyday life.
Overthinking, Decision making, Doors
I can make decisions. I just need to consider all the possibilities first. Ad nauseum.
boo-berry cereal as an antidepressant
It is hard to write clearly with a mouth crammed full of Boo Berry cereal, and it is hard to wipe my mouth while typing.
joshua alexander voiceovers book
All things being equal, I am sure we could have been friends. Unfortunately, things are not equal and I will be forced to shun Josh forever.
voice-over without pants
As I went through my evening auditions, I wasn’t feeling well. I was really tired and […]

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