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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
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We don't hear ourselves objectively, so how can we know what we really sound like?
Having just saved both our lives, I felt he deserved a well thought out, adult answer.
“Real” doesn’t always, or even usually, mean speaking your lines the way you would in everyday life.
I can make decisions. I just need to consider all the possibilities first. Ad nauseum.
It is hard to write clearly with a mouth crammed full of Boo Berry cereal, and it is hard to wipe my mouth while typing.
All things being equal, I am sure we could have been friends. Unfortunately, things are not equal and I will be forced to shun Josh forever.
As I went through my evening auditions, I wasn’t feeling well. I was really tired and […]