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Star Trek Deep Space 9
Voice-over wisdom hidden within Star Trek revealed here for the first time! Well, second time, since this is Volume 2.
Star Trek, NCC-1701-D
I bet you didn't know that many of the primary characters were also voice actors.
Image by Gerd Altmann via Pixabay. Used with permission.
You could always watch another YouTube video to get what you need, right? So what is the big deal?
Three decadent burgers, Jon Gardner Voice-Over
Image by Marian Vejcik, used by permission.
Turns out my looking like a close relative to The Blob isn’t my fault. Whoo-hoo!
Film reels. Jon Gardner voice-overs, old beginnings
I wasn’t a complete rookie, but I looked like a deer in the headlights, dazed and confused.
cinderella castle - voiceover lessons from disney
Image by Katie Rose from Pixabay
Disney doesn’t shut down just because of a “little” rain, so I follow suit and choose to walk my squishy wet shoes back into the adventure even if my soggy shorts are chafing the insides of my thighs raw.
Rssponsibility and trust illustrated by a barking dog
Image by Christel Sagniez from Pixabay
Great relationships of every kind are based on trust — and responsibility.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Woman listening to herself
Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay.
We don't hear ourselves objectively, so how can we know what we really sound like?
Jon Gardner voice-Overs, squirrel on path, get out of your own way
Don't beat yourself up and please stop banging your head, I'm trying to watch TV.
Singing in the Pain, rainy red car door handle
Where your fears are may also be where your creativity come from.

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