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Michelangelo's David, a closeup on Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
I can either focus on the things that constrain me or I can see the beauty and potential of what is being created.
Film reels. Jon Gardner voice-overs, old beginnings
I wasn’t a complete rookie, but I looked like a deer in the headlights, dazed and confused.
A voice over fable
“Oh, all wise and knowing oracle, what path should my life take that is easy, fast, fun and leads to riches untold?”
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, communication, misinterpretaion
Live direction can be tricky if you don't understand what you are being told.
Animated Batman silhouette with lightning
I liked Batman - I just never wanted to be him. *sigh*
If you are in a dark place, my heart breaks for you. I just don’t want you to get lost in the darkness.
boo-berry cereal as an antidepressant
It is hard to write clearly with a mouth crammed full of Boo Berry cereal, and it is hard to wipe my mouth while typing.

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