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Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Woman listening to herself
We don't hear ourselves objectively, so how can we know what we really sound like?
Surprised by OneVoice Award Nomination
Surprised? Shocked? Humbled? Honored? Really? Yes. And more.
Jon Gardner voice-Overs, squirrel on path, get out of your own way
Don't beat yourself up and please stop banging your head, I'm trying to watch TV.
Singing in the Pain, rainy red car door handle
Where your fears are may also be where your creativity come from.
A voice over fable
“Oh, all wise and knowing oracle, what path should my life take that is easy, fast, fun and leads to riches untold?”
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, communication, misinterpretaion
Live direction can be tricky if you don't understand what you are being told.
Animated Batman silhouette with lightning
I liked Batman - I just never wanted to be him. *sigh*
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, coloring outside the lines, crayons, risk taking
Having just saved both our lives, I felt he deserved a well thought out, adult answer.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, social isolation, online socializing
New-ish to the voice-over world? Here's some ideas to help persevere through the social divide.
Woman deciding
Think you want to be a voice talent? Ask yourself these questions first.

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