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If you are in a dark place, my heart breaks for you. I just don’t want you to get lost in the darkness.
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We are all flawed. We all make mistakes. We all need forgiveness from time to time. I know I do.
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Not all. . . but my rule is, if I haven't had too much, I haven't had enough.
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It is amazing to me that I haven’t heard anyone so much as hint at the obvious elephant-sized hole in the VO universe.
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It is amazing how small events in a persons life all strung together can lead them to unexpected shameless marketing attempts.
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All things being equal, I am sure we could have been friends. Unfortunately, things are not equal and I will be forced to shun Josh forever.
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The therapy is to reduce the strain I am putting on my vocal chords so they can heal properly, and build good habits that will reduce the chance of injury in the future. Little did I know it would also bear dividends in my performance.
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An email came today from an advertising agency I had worked with. They had written a […]
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As I went through my evening auditions, I wasn’t feeling well. I was really tired and […]
There are rare instances where an unanticipated thought hits you and in an instant changes the […]

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