WARNING: This blog contains humor...

...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
A sense of humor is highly recommended.

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Surprised by OneVoice Award Nomination
Image by Sheikh Jalal from Pixabay
Surprised? Shocked? Humbled? Honored? Really? Yes. And more.
Jon Gardner voice-Overs, squirrel on path, get out of your own way
Don't beat yourself up and please stop banging your head, I'm trying to watch TV.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, coloring outside the lines, crayons, risk taking
Having just saved both our lives, I felt he deserved a well thought out, adult answer.
Joshua Alexander Head Shot from Voiceovers, A Super Fun Pursuit book
This isn't like most voice-over books. Warning: contains nudity.
Flower growing through cracked soil, flaws, cracks, beauty
“Real” doesn’t always, or even usually, mean speaking your lines the way you would in everyday life.
Small boy in sunglasses meditating
I wasn’t convinced of the value of it. I am not one to embrace manipulative mind tricks even if they are self-inflicted.
Two fabulous voice actor, voice-over t-shirts
It is amazing how small events in a persons life all strung together can lead them to unexpected shameless marketing attempts.
boo-berry cereal as an antidepressant
It is hard to write clearly with a mouth crammed full of Boo Berry cereal, and it is hard to wipe my mouth while typing.

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