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baby defying gravity, Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
As an entrepreneur, there is always something longing to play the role of gravity and drag you down.
My Musical Life, Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
Sometimes a song stays with you and evolves to become what you need as you go along.
Star Trek Deep Space 9
Voice-over wisdom hidden within Star Trek revealed here for the first time! Well, second time, since this is Volume 2.
Michelangelo's David, a closeup on Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
I can either focus on the things that constrain me or I can see the beauty and potential of what is being created.
Film reels. Jon Gardner voice-overs, old beginnings
I wasn’t a complete rookie, but I looked like a deer in the headlights, dazed and confused.
Audiobook narration.
I find that as I look for the little things to be thankful for, it makes it easier to recognize the big ones.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Woman listening to herself
We don't hear ourselves objectively, so how can we know what we really sound like?
Singing in the Pain, rainy red car door handle
Where your fears are may also be where your creativity come from.
A voice over fable
“Oh, all wise and knowing oracle, what path should my life take that is easy, fast, fun and leads to riches untold?”
Animated Batman silhouette with lightning
I liked Batman - I just never wanted to be him. *sigh*

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