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I can either focus on the things that constrain me or I can see the beauty and potential of what is being created.
I wasn’t a complete rookie, but I looked like a deer in the headlights, dazed and confused.
I find that as I look for the little things to be thankful for, it makes it easier to recognize the big ones.
We don't hear ourselves objectively, so how can we know what we really sound like?
“Oh, all wise and knowing oracle, what path should my life take that is easy, fast, fun and leads to riches untold?”
Having just saved both our lives, I felt he deserved a well thought out, adult answer.
I can make decisions. I just need to consider all the possibilities first. Ad nauseum.