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It could be that I worry a tiny, itsy-bitsy bit too much about things that don’t really matter.
I can either focus on the things that constrain me or I can see the beauty and potential of what is being created.
I wasn’t a complete rookie, but I looked like a deer in the headlights, dazed and confused.
Be assured, my cats have shown no sign of insult or injury from my definitely not hurtful or hateful terms of endearment.
From a Civil War lament to one of the most beautiful Christmas songs I know.
Buying gifts for the voice talent in your life doesn't need to be complicated. But if it is me you are buying for... that's another thing entirely.
I find that as I look for the little things to be thankful for, it makes it easier to recognize the big ones.
This adventure starts when I decide to redesign my website. Cue the dramatic, musical DUN Dunnn! that foreshadows the horrible mistake our hero makes before everything goes to sh**.
Disney doesn’t shut down just because of a “little” rain, so I follow suit and choose to walk my squishy wet shoes back into the adventure even if my soggy shorts are chafing the insides of my thighs raw.
Great relationships of every kind are based on trust — and responsibility.