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Tying shoes the right way - Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
It could be that I worry a tiny, itsy-bitsy bit too much about things that don’t really matter.
Michelangelo's David, a closeup on Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
I can either focus on the things that constrain me or I can see the beauty and potential of what is being created.
Film reels. Jon Gardner voice-overs, old beginnings
I wasn’t a complete rookie, but I looked like a deer in the headlights, dazed and confused.
The TL;DR voice-Over Blog, relaxed grumpy cat
Be assured, my cats have shown no sign of insult or injury from my definitely not hurtful or hateful terms of endearment.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Christmas music
From a Civil War lament to one of the most beautiful Christmas songs I know.
Jon Gardner, My VO Christmas List
Buying gifts for the voice talent in your life doesn't need to be complicated. But if it is me you are buying for... that's another thing entirely.
Audiobook narration.
I find that as I look for the little things to be thankful for, it makes it easier to recognize the big ones.
Watch repair, fine details, Jon Gardner Voice Overs
This adventure starts when I decide to redesign my website. Cue the dramatic, musical DUN Dunnn! that foreshadows the horrible mistake our hero makes before everything goes to sh**.
cinderella castle - voiceover lessons from disney
Disney doesn’t shut down just because of a “little” rain, so I follow suit and choose to walk my squishy wet shoes back into the adventure even if my soggy shorts are chafing the insides of my thighs raw.
Rssponsibility and trust illustrated by a barking dog
Great relationships of every kind are based on trust — and responsibility.

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