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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally. A sense of humor is highly recommended.

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Pumpkin spice latte with Halloween pumpkin
Individuals who are addicted to pumpkin spice often look different than before they began using.
Star Trek Deep Space 9
Voice-over wisdom hidden within Star Trek revealed here for the first time! Well, second time, since this is Volume 2.
Star Trek, NCC-1701-D
I bet you didn't know that many of the primary characters were also voice actors.
You could always watch another YouTube video to get what you need, right? So what is the big deal?
Tying shoes the right way - Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
It could be that I worry a tiny, itsy-bitsy bit too much about things that don’t really matter.
Michelangelo's David, a closeup on Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
I can either focus on the things that constrain me or I can see the beauty and potential of what is being created.
Film reels. Jon Gardner voice-overs, old beginnings
I wasn’t a complete rookie, but I looked like a deer in the headlights, dazed and confused.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Woman listening to herself
We don't hear ourselves objectively, so how can we know what we really sound like?
A voice over fable
“Oh, all wise and knowing oracle, what path should my life take that is easy, fast, fun and leads to riches untold?”
Joshua Alexander Head Shot from Voiceovers, A Super Fun Pursuit book
This isn't like most voice-over books. Warning: contains nudity.

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