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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
A sense of humor is highly recommended.

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Josh Alexander-Voiceovers: A Super Responsibility book
Joshua gives invaluable advice and professional tips, like how to avoid being a Hokey-Pokey voice talent.
Joshua Alexander Head Shot from Voiceovers, A Super Fun Pursuit book
This isn't like most voice-over books. Warning: contains nudity.
Peter Dickson looking distressed
Why? Because I am going to recommend you not read his book. However, there is more to the story.
joshua alexander voiceovers book
All things being equal, I am sure we could have been friends. Unfortunately, things are not equal and I will be forced to shun Josh forever.

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