WARNING: This blog contains humor...
...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
A sense of humor is highly recommended.
Use only as directed. Jon Gardner, his company and its subsidiaries will be held harmless in the event of nausea, vomiting, blindness or other permanent injury, including death, which is about as permanent as it gets, resulting from the improper consumption of this material. This content is known to cause cancer in the state of California.
Joshua gives invaluable advice and professional tips, like how to avoid being a Hokey-Pokey voice talent.
Why? Because I am going to recommend you not read his book. However, there is more to the story.
All things being equal, I am sure we could have been friends. Unfortunately, things are not equal and I will be forced to shun Josh forever.