WARNING: This blog frequently contains humor...
...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally. A sense of humor is highly recommended.
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Joshua gives invaluable advice and professional tips, like how to avoid being a Hokey-Pokey voice talent.
Why? Because I am going to recommend you not read his book. However, there is more to the story.
All things being equal, I am sure we could have been friends. Unfortunately, things are not equal and I will be forced to shun Josh forever.