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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
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Watch repair, fine details, Jon Gardner Voice Overs
This adventure starts when I decide to redesign my website. Cue the dramatic, musical DUN Dunnn! that foreshadows the horrible mistake our hero makes before everything goes to sh**.
cinderella castle - voiceover lessons from disney
Image by Katie Rose from Pixabay
Disney doesn’t shut down just because of a “little” rain, so I follow suit and choose to walk my squishy wet shoes back into the adventure even if my soggy shorts are chafing the insides of my thighs raw.
Rssponsibility and trust illustrated by a barking dog
Image by Christel Sagniez from Pixabay
Great relationships of every kind are based on trust — and responsibility.
Surprised by OneVoice Award Nomination
Image by Sheikh Jalal from Pixabay
Surprised? Shocked? Humbled? Honored? Really? Yes. And more.
Woman deciding
Think you want to be a voice talent? Ask yourself these questions first.
Alien Invasion
If you are in a dark place, my heart breaks for you. I just don’t want you to get lost in the darkness.
Small boy in sunglasses meditating
I wasn’t convinced of the value of it. I am not one to embrace manipulative mind tricks even if they are self-inflicted.

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