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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally. A sense of humor is highly recommended.

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Star Trek Deep Space 9
Voice-over wisdom hidden within Star Trek revealed here for the first time! Well, second time, since this is Volume 2.
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Image by Dr StClaire from Pixabay
Somewhere back in the unremembered annals of history, specifically three weeks ago, a fairy flew into […]
Image by Gerd Altmann via Pixabay. Used with permission.
You could always watch another YouTube video to get what you need, right? So what is the big deal?
Violet and gold Fender Stratocaster
Am I weak because I need moments of affirmation to keep me going? Yes!
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I can either focus on the things that constrain me or I can see the beauty and potential of what is being created.
Audiobook narration.
Photo used with permission from Pixabay
I find that as I look for the little things to be thankful for, it makes it easier to recognize the big ones.
Animated Batman silhouette with lightning
I liked Batman - I just never wanted to be him. *sigh*
If you are in a dark place, my heart breaks for you. I just don’t want you to get lost in the darkness.
pumpkin pie with leaf crust
Not all. . . but my rule is, if I haven't had too much, I haven't had enough.

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