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Star Trek Deep Space 9
Voice-over wisdom hidden within Star Trek revealed here for the first time! Well, second time, since this is Volume 2.
Star Trek, NCC-1701-D
I bet you didn't know that many of the primary characters were also voice actors.
Virus-Corona-Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
Image by Dr StClaire from Pixabay
Somewhere back in the unremembered annals of history, specifically three weeks ago, a fairy flew into […]
Image by Gerd Altmann via Pixabay. Used with permission.
You could always watch another YouTube video to get what you need, right? So what is the big deal?
Violet and gold Fender Stratocaster
Am I weak because I need moments of affirmation to keep me going? Yes!
The TL;DR voice-Over Blog, relaxed grumpy cat
Used by permission from PixaBay.
Be assured, my cats have shown no sign of insult or injury from my definitely not hurtful or hateful terms of endearment.
Jon Gardner, My VO Christmas List
Buying gifts for the voice talent in your life doesn't need to be complicated. But if it is me you are buying for... that's another thing entirely.
Josh Alexander-Voiceovers: A Super Responsibility book
Joshua gives invaluable advice and professional tips, like how to avoid being a Hokey-Pokey voice talent.
Watch repair, fine details, Jon Gardner Voice Overs
This adventure starts when I decide to redesign my website. Cue the dramatic, musical DUN Dunnn! that foreshadows the horrible mistake our hero makes before everything goes to sh**.
cinderella castle - voiceover lessons from disney
Image by Katie Rose from Pixabay
Disney doesn’t shut down just because of a “little” rain, so I follow suit and choose to walk my squishy wet shoes back into the adventure even if my soggy shorts are chafing the insides of my thighs raw.

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