WARNING: This blog contains humor...

...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
A sense of humor is highly recommended.

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Josh Alexander-Voiceovers: A Super Responsibility book
Joshua gives invaluable advice and professional tips, like how to avoid being a Hokey-Pokey voice talent.
Watch repair, fine details, Jon Gardner Voice Overs
This adventure starts when I decide to redesign my website. Cue the dramatic, musical DUN Dunnn! that foreshadows the horrible mistake our hero makes before everything goes to sh**.
cinderella castle - voiceover lessons from disney
Image by Katie Rose from Pixabay
Disney doesn’t shut down just because of a “little” rain, so I follow suit and choose to walk my squishy wet shoes back into the adventure even if my soggy shorts are chafing the insides of my thighs raw.
Rssponsibility and trust illustrated by a barking dog
Image by Christel Sagniez from Pixabay
Great relationships of every kind are based on trust — and responsibility.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Woman listening to herself
Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay.
We don't hear ourselves objectively, so how can we know what we really sound like?
Animated Batman silhouette with lightning
I liked Batman - I just never wanted to be him. *sigh*
Joshua Alexander Head Shot from Voiceovers, A Super Fun Pursuit book
This isn't like most voice-over books. Warning: contains nudity.
If you are looking for a microphone with a flat, balanced response but doesn’t break the bank, this one deserves a serious look.

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