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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
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Joshua Alexander Head Shot from Voiceovers, A Super Fun Pursuit book
This isn't like most voice-over books. Warning: contains nudity.
If you are in a dark place, my heart breaks for you. I just don’t want you to get lost in the darkness.
Small boy in sunglasses meditating
I wasn’t convinced of the value of it. I am not one to embrace manipulative mind tricks even if they are self-inflicted.
joshua alexander voiceovers book
All things being equal, I am sure we could have been friends. Unfortunately, things are not equal and I will be forced to shun Josh forever.

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