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cinderella castle - voiceover lessons from disney
Image by Katie Rose from Pixabay
Disney doesn’t shut down just because of a “little” rain, so I follow suit and choose to walk my squishy wet shoes back into the adventure even if my soggy shorts are chafing the insides of my thighs raw.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Woman listening to herself
Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay.
We don't hear ourselves objectively, so how can we know what we really sound like?
A voice over fable
“Oh, all wise and knowing oracle, what path should my life take that is easy, fast, fun and leads to riches untold?”
Small boy in sunglasses meditating
I wasn’t convinced of the value of it. I am not one to embrace manipulative mind tricks even if they are self-inflicted.
Almost a year ago now, I began seriously building my voice-over business. One of the first […]

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