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Tying shoes the right way - Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
It could be that I worry a tiny, itsy-bitsy bit too much about things that don’t really matter.
Film reels. Jon Gardner voice-overs, old beginnings
I wasn’t a complete rookie, but I looked like a deer in the headlights, dazed and confused.
Animated Batman silhouette with lightning
I liked Batman - I just never wanted to be him. *sigh*
Joshua Alexander Head Shot from Voiceovers, A Super Fun Pursuit book
This isn't like most voice-over books. Warning: contains nudity.
Overthinking, Decision making, Doors
I can make decisions. I just need to consider all the possibilities first. Ad nauseum.

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