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One light bulb lit in a line. Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because I thrive on gratitude (giving, not getting). I have found that no matter how bleak things might seem, there is always good to be found if I look hard enough.
Bono Surrender Review, Jon Gardner Voice-overs
His comfortable delivery is all a listener could ask for. The only thing lacking is a couple of beers to complete the illusion you are sitting with a friend sharing confidences.
baby defying gravity, Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
As an entrepreneur, there is always something longing to play the role of gravity and drag you down.
Pumpkin spice latte with Halloween pumpkin
Individuals who are addicted to pumpkin spice often look different than before they began using.
Quotation marks, quotes, Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
Today, a unique chance to gather meaningful encouragement and insight. About now, you are probably thinking that you must have clicked on the wrong blog.
My Musical Life, Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
Sometimes a song stays with you and evolves to become what you need as you go along.
Star Trek Deep Space 9
Voice-over wisdom hidden within Star Trek revealed here for the first time! Well, second time, since this is Volume 2.
Star Trek, NCC-1701-D
I bet you didn't know that many of the primary characters were also voice actors.
Virus-Corona-Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
Somewhere back in the unremembered annals of history, specifically three weeks ago, a fairy flew into […]
Opposites-Chess Kings, Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
When all else fails, do the opposite. What could go wrong?

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