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...or at least my lame attempts at humor. In any case, not everything you read here should be taken literally.
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You could always watch another YouTube video to get what you need, right? So what is the big deal?
Three decadent burgers, Jon Gardner Voice-Over
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Turns out my looking like a close relative to The Blob isn’t my fault. Whoo-hoo!
Tying shoes the right way - Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
It could be that I worry a tiny, itsy-bitsy bit too much about things that don’t really matter.
Violet and gold Fender Stratocaster
Am I weak because I need moments of affirmation to keep me going? Yes!
Michelangelo's David, a closeup on Jon Gardner Voice-Overs
I can either focus on the things that constrain me or I can see the beauty and potential of what is being created.
Film reels. Jon Gardner voice-overs, old beginnings
I wasn’t a complete rookie, but I looked like a deer in the headlights, dazed and confused.
The TL;DR voice-Over Blog, relaxed grumpy cat
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Be assured, my cats have shown no sign of insult or injury from my definitely not hurtful or hateful terms of endearment.
Jon Gardner Voice-Overs, Christmas music
From a Civil War lament to one of the most beautiful Christmas songs I know.
Jon Gardner, My VO Christmas List
Buying gifts for the voice talent in your life doesn't need to be complicated. But if it is me you are buying for... that's another thing entirely.
Josh Alexander-Voiceovers: A Super Responsibility book
Joshua gives invaluable advice and professional tips, like how to avoid being a Hokey-Pokey voice talent.

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