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Having just saved both our lives, I felt he deserved a well thought out, adult answer.
New-ish to the voice-over world? Here's some ideas to help persevere through the social divide.
“Real” doesn’t always, or even usually, mean speaking your lines the way you would in everyday life.
I can make decisions. I just need to consider all the possibilities first. Ad nauseum.
Think you want to be a voice talent? Ask yourself these questions first.
We are all flawed. We all make mistakes. We all need forgiveness from time to time. I know I do.
Not all. . . but my rule is, if I haven't had too much, I haven't had enough.
It is amazing to me that I haven’t heard anyone so much as hint at the obvious elephant-sized hole in the VO universe.